the gentle art of making enemies

standingontheshorewatching:

Policeman: [referring to the bomb disposal robot] I’m just having a couple of problems with it. 
Moss: What kind of operating system does it use? 
Policeman: It’s er… Vista. 
Moss: We’re going to die! 

Yeah

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oddhumor:

it’s ironic

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yes-butno:

so… many… colors….

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ilovebeinginyourarms:

HIM <3

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loveremainsthesame13:

:/

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